Venom: The Last Dance

The difference from imagination is too big. You thought the last dance was a tragic farewell, but it was actually an illogical dance between Venom and Mrs. Chen. They were both on the run and went to the casino? They all knew that they would become a complete experience and be tracked and forced to transform and dance? Where is the logic?

You thought that the cool God of Symbiotes, Gnar, was the final boss, but in fact, you played Arthas while sitting on the toilet the whole time, and most of the time you were trying to escape from the few undead alien soldier monsters that were chasing you at the end. Isn't this a scam?

You would think that Venom would have a lot of scenes, but in fact, most of the time, due to the far-fetched plot setting, he dare not show his full appearance. Only a bunch of unknown symbiotes can fight monsters, just like the Venom version of Deadpool 3. The only highlight is the transformation into animals such as venom fish, venom frog, venom horse, etc.

You thought Venom was an anti-hero, but in fact he just ate the heads of a few gangsters throughout the whole movie, and most of the time he was saving others and himself. This is a hero. Has he been completely domesticated?

You thought it must be an R-rated, heavy-taste film without any cuts, but in fact it's just a little bit of blood in the brain, and it's even a bit family-friendly.

You think the whole movie is a monster adventure, but it's actually a boring road escape movie most of the time;

You think the whole movie is exciting and tense, but the middle road scene with the kind family looking for aliens really ruins the rhythm. Does it contribute more than just buying time for Venom to rescue them? It inspired Eddie that there are still more good people in the world, so he has to sacrifice his life to save the world, right?

You thought humans would have important roles and high-tech weapons, but in fact, the Symbiote Secret Research Institute is the American version of Bureau 749. They are all sent to death, and their faces are extremely stereotyped, except that they did not fight with bayonets. The only memorable points in the whole process are two ladies and a general.

You thought that the farewell work would be as heroic or melancholy as Avengers, but it was just a brief flashback to the previous two films, bland and not as impressive as the contrast in characters and the human general who sacrificed himself in the end. You wouldn't be particularly moved just because Eddie fulfilled his promise to see the Statue of Liberty, right?

You might think Mr. Tang would have a breakthrough in his role interpretation, but in fact, he still had the exaggerated body movements and soliloquy that everyone was used to seeing in the first two films. He was left with only the embarrassment and fatigue of running away with an unshaven beard, and at most he just cueed his own charming man gag.

Most importantly, do you think this is the final chapter? Do you think there will be any linkage or surprise guest appearances between the two Easter eggs? None! Not only does it foreshadow the possibility of a sequel, but the second Easter egg ended too soon after a long time, which made me very annoyed while holding my urine.

The director is the screenwriter of the first two films and the third one. I am very disappointed with the story and character creation. The end of this series is the best outcome. It's a pity that I liked the first film so much for 18 years.

I feel sorry for my time and money. I still say the same thing. If you haven't read it, I suggest you avoid it and run away quickly.

You know I always watch Venom as a brainless loser romance movie with popcorn. I can adjust the bad plot of 2 by saying "Let's just leave them alone". Later, this movie was listed in the "Flavor and Bizarre" column of my annual summary of that year. As for 3, I just want to say that if Marvel and I are to die until death does us part, then I hope Marvel will die first. The plot is terrible, the logic is touching, and the budget for the battle scenes is less than half of that of 1. In the first two movies, they all said that fusion is difficult, but in the end, everyone went on with colorful symbiotes. Isn't it so suitable? In 1, it was said that we were born to be the best in the world. What is it? And after watching it, I still don't understand what the Deadly Strike of the advanced symbiote predator is. It can't be burned, exploded, or crushed, but it can be melted by strong acid. May I ask what this is? The alien that directly vomited strong acid last month was killed in seconds, and Gnar just waited for death. I feel that the meaning of this plot setting is only that before the death, you thought you were going to touch Eddie's face and hold Eddie's hand, but the little thing dragged a steel plate and covered it. I was so upset, so upset, I cried loudly. Although the rain was lighter than the day when Yiping asked her father for money, the size of the rain was not the main point, the main point was the acid rain. I cried bitterly and then looked at the time and the ticket stub. Haha, there was still half an hour left, so I thought, what if there is a reversal? As a result, the camera turned and began to use music to set off the sadness. The dull middle-aged man stared at the Statue of Liberty dully (this joke runs through the whole show, although it is tacky but effective. For someone like me who originally wanted to watch an American sitcom, it was a complete devastating blow). I sat in my seat dully and looked at the staff list for 20 minutes.

It doesn't matter. Even if the venom cockroach survived in the second easter egg, I think Tom Hardy's face really can't act anymore. And if venom survived and found another host, this IP would go from being a domineering person to AirPods re-pairing and lose all its fun.

I can't help but feel a chill when I think of some people who died but can be resurrected to play villains. If I were given a knife, I would kill Marvel characters from now until the New Year.

I really hate you, Marvel. If the ending of superheroes is to rely on death to save the world, can you please stop persecuting people? If people do something wrong, they will make breakfast for Eddie (although it is very bad), and there will be a note on the refrigerator at home that prohibits eating people. They will help Eddie pick up express mail, go to the corner convenience store to buy chocolate together, go paragliding and skydiving together, watch the sunrise together, and conspire loudly together to help Eddie chase his ex-girlfriend. Venom's sense of justice, it feels like killing a few dog-fighting Italians and intimidating a few robbers in convenience stores is the end. The first part can still have a bit of the ambition of not bullying the poor loser, but at the end of the first part, the biggest gap in his life, the most powerful individual on his planet has been defeated by them personally.

What else is there to pursue in life? I can only eat chocolate for you, I think you will be a good daddy, I think our life should be happy and ordinary, even if the base explodes, I will remember to find you a pair of shoes that fit, singing songs with a guitar in the van, we fled to New York not because I want to see the Statue of Liberty but because you want to go there to tell everyone that we are not criminals, we will be free, you will become the good person you want to be, and we will continue to spend countless messed up days together. The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage. My courage does not come from saving the world, but from not wanting you to die. Can you let go of people like us who don't have big dreams.

There are many couples in Marvel, and many products have the love-hate relationship that East Asian fangirls love the most. Our Du Ai is the most sunny and positive one among them, and is the perfect safe haven after being overworked in life. The Hammer and the Iron Shield are stabbing each other, and the Iron Shield is hating each other, but our Du Ai is like this:

Eddie: My life has been a mess since you walked in a year ago.

Venom: What? We've been together for a year🫵

The biggest thing that happened to us was that Liquid did yoga with others yesterday and was laughed at for doing yoga with a puddle of mud. The next day, Eddie woke up and found himself standing naked in front of his ex-girlfriend's house. It was so fucking over.

Why did you give the couple, who I thought would be happy forever, the most painful blow? I will never find such a good couple in my life. I really hate you, Marvel. I hate you. I would rather you shoot it like the comics (I am not talking about laying eggs). I mean the young couple in the comics have been together for 400 years (it is not too much to shoot one every 100 years). I would rather see the old man get Alzheimer's disease and turn into a Theseus ship that turns into wind, rather than challenge my IQ like this and stage a life and death separation in the acid rain. Oh, I am really angry when I think of acid rain. I really want to slap you twice, Marvel.

-Some friends said that it was Sony who did it. I know my brother. When I wrote it, I hesitated for a moment, and found that I felt suffocated when I wrote "I really hate you" about Sony. It might be because I was used to scolding Marvel before, so I didn't make any changes.

The title may be a bit exaggerated, but it may be because I am not a fan of the original comics. After all, as a fan of the CP, all my knowledge about this comic work actually comes from the fan fiction of Old Ford...

I'm sorry, Ethan Ruan, who is willing to be a zero for Tom Hardy. In fact, Tom Hardy has been a zero in the old Ford for many years.

So for me, this movie is not a conventional superhero movie, nor is it a conventional anti-superhero movie, it is more like a love movie with an extra-sexual orientation. After all, the emotions of CP fans are here, so 4 stars are still worthy of it.

Of course, because I am a CP-oriented audience of Venom, I have to admit that I saw some things in the film that other audiences might not feel - for example, when the very handsome Venom horse was galloping, our row of audience, well, at least the couple on my left and the couple on my right, and me, all made wow sounds at the same time. Yes, I couldn't even buy a single seat, I bought a couple seat. I remember the last time I encountered a full theater and needed to buy a couple seat was at Little Earth - but my wow might be different from theirs, because after I said wow, I was immediately turned pale by the things that appeared in my mind.

I guess the film producers, who spent huge amounts of money to produce various forms of Venom, probably didn't expect me to come to the conclusion that this young couple seems to have quite a lot of fun.

In fact, before entering the theater, some of my friends had received invitations to review the movie, so basically, before I watched the movie, everything had been shattered in advance, both in terms of the plot and the BE ending. I don't think there will be any spoilers here, as all the viewers who have paid attention to this movie know that this is the final episode of the Venom series, and everyone should know about this.

Although I didn’t fully get the human part of the story, to be fair, I can accept the logic and ending of this movie.

Just like I thought I wouldn't be cut again by the knife that had already been in my mouth, I also thought I wouldn't be moved by Tom Hardy again, but who could have thought that Tom Hardy is not only old but still able to eat, and he is still handsome even with a white beard, and even because his appearance in the film does fluctuate, he occasionally shows a kind of fatigue of old age (even better), which made me completely and totally accept the knife of the ending.

Next I’m going to spoiler, I’m going to spoiler, I’m going to spoiler.

Warnings over. Spoilers ahead.

I don't think it's the Venom universe that needs an ending, but the human character Eddie really needs an ending. Although I love the process of Venom's first contact with Eddie in Venom 1, and of course I think old Ford will give me a better ending, but I really can't imagine how this extroverted young couple can have an ending of staying together until old age as Venom imagined. Will it become the extraterrestrial version of "The Best Gay Couple"?

Compared to the ending where Venom uses himself to simulate and strengthen every one of Eddie's organs, infinitely extending the useful life of his body that should have died long ago, and finally lets Eddie go and turns into a puddle of mud - I personally think that this single-player Widow version of Eddie's ending is also pretty good.

I can even forgive 50% of the previous content because of the final flashback of the young couple's affectionate scene. After all, if this part is removed, the movie will become a very OOC toxic fan fiction, the kind of foreign version. The characteristic of foreign fan fiction is that you have to confess every 200 words, such as "I need you", "My best friend is an alien", "You will be a good father (yes, they have a child)", "I will be with you to the end", "Don't forget me", "I will not forget you". After typing this sentence, the corners of my mouth flew up.

Also, as a fan of Venom, I think that Venom actually saw the Statue of Liberty and danced with Mrs. Chen before the battle.

Mrs. Chen has truly witnessed every deepening of Venom and Ai's feelings, truly understood their fusion, and sincerely blessed them. She is the one who belongs to Venom and Ai, and is the real Statue of Liberty in this Venom universe. Although I always think that Venom is a brainless puppy alien, in my interpretation, perhaps Venom had already thought of the destined ending after meeting Mrs. Chen, so he would dance no matter what, even if he would be exposed.

The key point of the last dance of this movie is Mrs. Chen. For me, who has watched Venom 1 and 3, it is really a big surprise and comfort.

Anyway, I am waiting for the return of the Chinese chef at Old Ford, please ladies, make Du Ai great again!

At a time when the world is in a mess, I watched the best movie. I cried. I know it's a meme. I know it's all fake. This real world is cruel. The movie world is like a bubble of happiness. Good people will be rewarded. Good people, dance and sing. The children are all annoyed, but they still take risks together for their father's dream. An old Asian lady dances with a kind monster. So romantic. The logic, plot, and special effects of the movie are all online. Justice will prevail. Civilization attracts talents like the sun, so this movie was created. I will watch it again when I have time. Universal values ​​are like this. The bad guy who abuses a dog will have his head bitten off. Justice will prevail, civilization will prevail.

The film producers were extremely selective and listened to the advice and cooked such a pot of porridge. Knowing that the audience loves to ship Venom CP, they gave more sweets in each film. I thought the second film was already sweet enough, but the last dance went straight to the Tang Dynasty, and the ending was a greasy mix of couples. I really need to take insulin. Then the film producers turned a deaf ear to the problems of the illogical and mixed plots in the first two films. In order to reduce the length of this film, they added a lot of useless scenes, such as the alien family, the casino and the grandma dancing, and the mysterious District 55. They wanted to play a multi-line narrative, but each line was not only boring but also poorly told. It was like an unclassified trash can. The special effects were better than the previous one. At the end, the sunshine, rainbow, and Venom fought against the alien bugs, which flashed my face. The Indian speeder car with Tom was also inexplicably cool, but it can also be seen that the budget was tight. But the super long subtitles at the end hid a two-second easter egg, which was also a sinister intention of the film producers. Fortunately, I can fast forward when watching it on my mobile phone, otherwise I might not be able to hold back in the cinema. If Venom were to leave with such quality, he would probably die with regret.